Koret is currently under HR investigation. Crimes include, but are not limited to:

- Probably pickpocketing things he shouldn't. Pending CSR action. And petition. Or something.

- Annoying Sade. Clearly the biggest crime.

- Being himself. The worst offense of all.

Please report any other crimes you'd like to be added to his rap sheet in the comments. Thank you for your time.




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Congrats on what might be the first sky turn in.